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Courtesy of Roberto… ../mk Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, “Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.” “Sure,” they said, So they started playing and enjoyed the … Read more
Courtesy of Heino Knoop. ../mk A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he would ask his manager about it. Walking in … Read more
Courtesy of Julia.
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From Rob who got it from Gary who got it from… ../mk The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers around the world. Remember that the conversations are heard by all pilots on that frequency in that area. Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta … Read more