Jokes

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.   The Indian Chief proclaims, ‘So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.  What is your first request?’  The Lone Ranger responds, ‘I’d … Read more

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He
 breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a 
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair.

 While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict … Read more

Sent in via Kumica… An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that … Read more

A foursome is waiting on the men’s tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies’ tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over to it, whiffs it; and then it maybe another 10 feet; and … Read more

Click the picture to view a larger version, courtesy of Helmut. The photo looks original. Does anyone know where this can be found or what the title is?

Courtesy of Kuma. ../mk A man walking home late at night sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty dollars . .” she whispers. He’d never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They’re going “at it” for a minute when all … Read more